Best Animal.

What animals make the best/worst pets?

Best animal is a stuffed animal as it never needs to be fed, thus no food bill. As it doesn’t eat, no pooper scooping and dumping. You can cuddle it any time, and if you choose a good one it doesn’t she, never barks at the mail carrier. Can be left at home, in car or hotel room hours on end without fear of coming back to a mess or worse, and never lose their cute and cuddly looks, unless you chose one that cannot be washed and dried and neglected to read the cleaning care on the tag.

Those coming from an owner of two dogs and twenty chickens.